
addicted to things that hurt me like girls and tattoos
Someday I’m gonna b w someone who makes me laugh all the time and makes everyday a little easier and plays games with me when we’re drunk and will make homemade pizzas with me on a Sunday afternoon and lemme tell u I’m gonna love that person so hard and well and good
Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good
me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which
my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting

me: *holds my wife’s hand as we wait on the results of a pregnancy test*
pregnancy test: +
me: oh my god!!!!! we’re going to be milfs!!! :’)

I want loads of gay friends I can get drunk with and go camping with and drive around listening to music at 4am, anyone care to be this friend


